Lupita inspires jamaica

beach patrol #1

my oh my!!...fashion has gone to the dogs what i saw at the beach this weekend was appalling i almost lost my life to a fashion hurricane,these guys need serious help!!??..its like people picked out their outfits from donation boxes or charity shops #shame who the hell lets their friend,brother or sister dress up like that!!!...you really need to learn how to dress right for an occasion,lets see who deserves to be put behind bars and who deserves best dressed!!??...

wow look who had a long night out and confidently did the walk of shame to the beach!!??...i mean who wears a short top,netted body socks and those shoes?don't get me started, I'm sure she can find her skirt in that bag

oh my days lets see how evil can your friends get,this is a serious case of too much confidence,if you have curves in a all the wrong places dress up right for your body type..i look like a cross breed burnt of muffins and a deformed eggplant.get yourself together you're pouring out of your clothes

we get it the deacon just left church and found himself wondering on the beach, honestly you might have been the smartest in church but at the beach you look ridiculous...now be a good deacon and take that suit home for washing change into some sensible outfit for the beach,there are many more Sundays to win best dressed in church.

look what we have here!!!.....there is a reason girl is hiding besides you,how on earth dress up like this at the beach?we get you just left the garden but next time remember to role down the other side,wash your legs so that you're not forced to wear your little sister's socks and closed shoes to the beach